Monday, April 23, 2007

 

Carefully does it

So we've been told recently how much sleep we should have, what we should eat, how much exercise to do, how much tv to watch and now Sheryl Crow has decided to inform us of how much toilet paper we should be using. Guess what, wiping our arses is destroying the planet.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

Such a restriction may be ok for our anorexic celebrities but come on what about curry nights, it could get terribly messy. But fair play to her, I had forgotten she even existed until this global warming/authoritarian music tour. It really is a fantastic way of getting in the news...roll on live earth.



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