Wednesday, April 25, 2007
We are saved
I hereby propose we scrap all funding and attempts to alter global warming and instead put the funds into space travel. Today scientists discovered a new earth like planet that is only 20.5 light-years away! With temperatures between 0 and 40 degree Celsius, it begs the question why aren't we there already? Terrain is either rocky or under water. Well mountains and such would not be a huge problem and if its just oceans then we can turn to Kevin Costner for advice on how to live in a world of water. Lastly everyone would all have a birthday every 13 days, resulting in a happier and more celebratory world. I'll start packing...